There once was a guest quite a sight,
Who sampled some cannabis light.
With munchies galore,
He collapsed on the floor,
Then leaped to the bed—oh, delight!
That mattress was softer than air,
He sank in—no worries, no care.
With pillows like clouds,
He dreamt of loud crowds,
While snoring, they cheered “What a bear!”
He woke up with crumbs in his hair,
And laughed, "I must dress with great flair!"
But alas, from that bed,
He could barely get spread,
For comfort had taken him there!
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