There once was a lad in the night,
With munchies that gave him a fright.
He ventured so far,
To find a sweet jar,
Of cookies that sparkled with light.
He battled a cat on the way,
Who hissed and held ground in the fray.
With chips on his mind,
He left catnip behind,
And bravely declared, "I must slay!"
In a store filled with treats stacked so high,
He searched for a cupcake to buy.
But forgot what he sought,
In a trance he just thought,
"Are these gummies a fruit, or a lie?"
Finally, with snacks in his clutch,
He returned to his couch with a crutch.
He sunk deep in his seat,
Concluded the feat,
And laughed, "Was this quest worth so much?"
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