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The High Minded Chronicles: A Stoned Awakening

Oh dear podcast, sounding clear,

With thoughts so bright, they disappear,

My buds are blazing, my brain's in flight,

This dizzy show reveals new sight!

Hosts babble on, with joy and flair,

About the universe—like, who even cares?

Take a hit, let them speak,

Now I’m Einstein—so unique!

“What if dolphins are just fish in school?”

So profound, I might cry, "You're such a fool!"

Ideas come like clouds, so fluffy and bright,

I ponder life’s purpose till the morning light.

Between my chips and guacamole dip,

I learn that existence is one cosmic trip.

My phone buzzes—it's my mom,

But those deep thoughts, I must not calm!

Dear podcast, your wisdom’s a tricky weed,

Each chuckle a seed, planted deep in my need.

When sober at dawn, I'll grasp at thin air,

But while I’m lit, I’m a philosopher rare!

So here's to you, with laughter and glee,

My favorite podcast, stay high and free!

Bring me the giggles, the mind-bending truth,

To find life’s meaning—what a glorious sleuth!

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