In the land of green where the giggles bloom,
A budtender waits in her colorful room.
“Why, hello there, Fred!” she beams with delight,
“You’re back for more goodies? You’re such a joy, right?”
With jars full of treasures that sparkle and shine,
She greets every customer like they’re divine.
“Here’s some high-grade wisdom and a touch of glee,
You’ll feel light as air—oh, just wait and see!”
Now, Timmy walks in, stoned out of his mind,
“Hey, what’s up, Bra? Is that new strain you find?”
“Of course, my dear Tim! It’s named ‘Chill and Thrill.’
But take just a whiff; don’t get too much of a fill.”
So they chat and they chuckle amidst leaf and bud,
Turning mundane transactions into a light flood.
In this cannabis kingdom, where laughter's the game,
You’ll leave with a smile, and your name—just the same!
Hazy Humor is licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0
