There once were some friends full of glee,
Who camped in the woods, sippin' tea.
With THC on their mind,
A raccoon they did find,
Who stole all their snacks—what a spree!
They laughed 'til they cried in delight,
As they mistook a tree for a knight.
“Good sir, guard our stash!”
They yelled with a splash,
While the raccoon planned his midnight bite.
Hazy Humor is licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0
