Home 🌿 About us

The CBD Serenade: A High-Larious Tribute to Calm

Oh sweet CBD, the chill in my tea,
You strut through the market as cool as can be.
With no THC drama, you keep me quite still,
Like a cat on a windowsill, plotting its thrill.

From oils to gummies, you’re full of good cheer,
You soften my edges, my worries you clear.
With you in my corner, I laugh like a fool,
While discussing the merits of spaghetti as fuel.

Oh glorious tincture, a drop or a squirt,
You ease all my troubles, you lift up my shirt!
Unruly emotions? You coax them away,
Like a magician with rabbits, or brunch on a tray.

With aches and with pains, my muscles do sigh,
But a puff of your magic makes me feel spry.
I’m leaping like bunnies, with not a care in sight,
Who knew all along that calmness was right?

So here’s to you, CBD, my trust it’s bestowed,
In this wacky existence, you lighten my load.
Let’s chuckle together, oh friend of my dreams,
For life’s quite the circus, full of giggles and beams!

Hazy Humor is licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0