Oh cannabis, you green delight,
With benefits that shine so bright.
A remedy for woes and pains,
You cure my blues and fill my veins!
For anxious minds that twist and shout,
You’re like a hug—without the doubt!
You whisper calm with every puff,
Who knew that stress could be so bluff?
And what of sleep, that fickle friend?
With you, sweet herb, I must contend.
A toke or two, and out I dive,
Into dreamland, where I thrive!
With munchies knocking at my door,
I savor snacks and then some more.
A pizza here, a chip or three,
Who needs restraint? Just let me be!
Oh, pain relief, you seek my stay,
With joints that creek and joints that sway.
You ease my aches, you soothe my strife,
A herbal hug, a better life!
So here’s to you, my evergreen mate,
With giggles and snacks, you’ve sealed my fate.
Let’s raise a glass, or maybe a bong,
To health and laughter—let’s all get along!
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