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The Debugging Conundrum of a Stoned Engineer

With THC coursing through my brain, I code,

My variables dance like stars in the night.

In loops of logic, I’m lost on the road.

Each syntax error feels like a load,

I search for the bug with a chipper delight.

With THC coursing through my brain, I code.

My coffee’s gone cold, my thoughts start to corode,

“What’s an ‘array’? Is that even right?”

In loops of logic, I’m lost on the road.

My screensaver glows — it begins to explode,

As I ponder this infinite digital plight.

With THC coursing through my brain, I code.

Debugging this mess, I feel like a toad,

Leaping through lines in a hazy twilight.

In loops of logic, I’m lost on the road.

At last I submit, with a triumphant mode,

Only to see “404 Not in Sight.”

With THC coursing through my brain, I code,

In loops of logic, I’m lost on the road.

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