Welcome to the games, where the athletes are dazed,
With munchies on hand, and in laughter, they're praised.
In this zany arena, the smoke fills the air,
Competitors giggle, without any care.
The sprinting event, oh what a sight!
They stagger in circles, as they take flight.
With sneakers untied, and a vision so hazy,
They run like they're chased by the snack aisle crazy!
Next comes the long jump, a leap through the haze,
Not quite a distance, but the landing's a craze.
They float like a feather, and giggle so sweet,
Only to flop down into a pile of treats.
In swimming, oh boy, what a splashy affair!
They float on their backs, lost in vastness and air.
With floaties and snacks, they’ll take their sweet time,
“Synchronized munching”—a new Olympic mime!
The marathon's crowded, as they wander and roam,
"Did we pass the finish? Or is this just home?"
They stop for a smoke, and toast to their fate,
In the grand Stoned Olympics, every lap’s a great date!
As the sun sets low, they gather with cheer,
Gold medal winners munch nachos and beer.
With awards made of leaves and a laughter-filled song,
The Stoned Olympics—where everyone belongs!
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