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The Highs and Lows of Being a Stoner

In a world so fast, where the clocks tick tight,
There lies a stash that brings delight.
With every puff, my troubles fade,
In a haze of bliss, my worries played.

Oh, the snacks! A glorious sight,
Chips and cookies, a stoner's delight.
When the munchies call, it's a feast divine,
Suddenly, every couch becomes a shrine.

Conversations deep, or simply absurd,
“Do you think fish ever get disturbed?”
Deep philosophical debates arise,
As we ponder the nature of pizza and fries.

The couch may hold me, but I'm flying high,
With visions of rainbows across the sky.
Netflix whispers sweet nothings my way,
“You need to watch this for the fifth time today!”

But fear not the stigma, the judgmental gaze,
For in stoner life, we find our own ways.
So here’s to the tokers, the chill and the free,
In this smoky utopia, you’ll always find me!

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