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The Time Warp Toke-a-Do

In a little old town where the sun shone bright,
Lived Tim and Sue, friends of a high-flying flight.
One day they thought, “Let’s spark up some cheer,”
With a stash of fine herb and a little cold beer.

They rolled up a joint, as their laughter ensued,
“Just one little puff!” Sue exclaimed, feeling good.
But as clouds of sweet smoke filled the room like a dream,
They lost track of time, not a tick or a beam.

Hours turned to minutes, then minutes to hours,
As they giggled and munched on some crispy cheese flowers.
“Is it dusk or is it dawn?” Tim asked with a grin,
While they both were convinced they’d just begun to begin.

Their phones, they both buzzed, with texts stacked like bricks,
“Where are you, it's dinner!” and “Come back, you lunatics!”
But lost in their haze, in their wonderland dance,
They just shrugged and replied, “We’re in trippy romance!”

Then suddenly, Sue blurted, “What's this strange noise?”
“A cat or a ghost?” Tim wondered, full of poise.
They both turned to see what the ruckus did bring,
‘Twas just the clock chiming, “It’s time to be spring!”

They glanced out the window and gasped in surprise,
The sun had transformed into bright starry skies.
“Oh no! Where’s the day?” They both started to pout,
With their munchies all gone, and no time left to shout.

So they stumbled outside, where the stars twinkled bright,
“Let’s chase down the moon; it’s a beautiful night!”
While the neighbors all wondered, with eyes all aglow,
What happened to Tim and his friend, Sue the Show.

So here’s to the friends, and their herb-fueled delight,
May your time disappear ‘neath the stars, shining bright.
And if you lose track, just remember to smile—
For in moments like these, you’ll be high for a while!

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