Oh, wondrous hemp extract, so mellow and chill,
A potion of peace, where stress meets its grill.
In a world that’s as wild as a dog in pursuit,
You’re the soothing balm for my anxious little brute.
With just a few drops, I can conquer the day,
No more jittery Joe, I’m suave in my sway.
From chronic to chaos, you bid them adieu,
Like a wise, gentle friend, or a cuddly kangaroo.
Oh CBD, how you battle my woes with such flair,
You’re the hero in my tinctures, with none to compare.
While others munch gummies, or smoke like a fiend,
I sip on my tea, feeling zen, like a dream.
Your side effects are subtle, a wink and a nudge,
“Just chill,” you say softly, I won’t be a grudge.
No couch-locked confusion, no munchie-filled fright,
Just a gentle embrace, as I float through the night.
So here’s to you, tincture, my laughter in jars,
In a world full of stress, you’re my shining moonstars.
To the sleepy and restless, let’s raise up a cheer,
With a dose of green goodness, let’s shed every fear!
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