“Now, dear child, let’s take a ride,”
“into a realm of leafy delight,”
with colors ranging from bright to dried,
to teach you how to shop just right.
You might think it’s all just a joke,
but here we are, with wallets wide open.”
“First, let’s check out the shiny glass jars,”
“filled with buds that spark a true romance,”
a scent so sweet, it’s like candy bars,
but remember, dear, it’s more than a chance—
don’t touch everything; it’s not a toy,
we’re here to learn, not cause a commotion.”
“Ask the budtender, they’re quite the pro,”
“they’ll guide you, my dear, through the haze,”
showing you strains that can make you glow,
or chill you out for peaceful days.”
But heed my words, don’t rush the choice,
one high is enough, let’s savor the potion.”
“Now look at the edibles, oh what a sight!”
“Like gummies shaped like a string of lights,”
“or cookies that whisper, ‘Take a bite.’
But these aren’t for midday snack delights!”
“Eat half, please, or you might float away,”
“It’s a lesson learned: don’t underestimate the notion.”
“Check the price tag, don’t be too wild,”
“for a single gram or infused delight,”
and remember the law; it’s still mildly styled,
for weed may be green, but cash takes flight.”
“Stay within budget, we’re not made of gold,”
“Just because it’s legal, don’t lose your devotion.”
“Now we’re at checkout, you’ve done quite well,”
“hand over the cash, and wait for your sack,”
“Yes, it’s a deal! No need to rebel,”
“Now let’s hit the park, this weed’s coming back.”
You’ve learned the ropes, it’s a giggle-packed spree,
and with my guidance, you’re set for the motion!”
Hazy Humor is licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0
