A is for Awkward, as we stroll through the door,
B is for Bud, we’re here to explore.
C is for Carts, so shiny and bright,
D is for Dad, who’s trying to act right.
E is for Edibles, oh what a treat!
F is the Funny looks—right off the street.
G is for Green, the color of bliss,
H for the Hiccups, and hope I won't miss!
I is for Instruction, “Just breathe and don’t sweat,”
J is for Joints, they’re here, don’t forget.
K is for Knowledge, of strains and of packs,
L is for Laughter, amid all the cracks.
M is for Munchies, we’ll need them for sure,
N is for Nervous, as we scan the whole store.
O is for “Oh no!” when the budtender winks,
P is for Payment, let’s keep it out of the clinks!
Q is for Queries, I ask far too much,
R is for Relaxed, feeling that green touch.
S is for Stoner, and yes, that’s a vibe,
T is for “Toke it? You’re part of the tribe!”
U is for Unforgettable, this trip we will share,
V is for Variety, oh, choices and flair!
W is for Wisdom, I hope it’s not lame,
X is for X-rays—no need for that game!
Y is for Yawns, as we hit the dawn's glow,
Z is for Zealous, I've taught them to grow!
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