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CBD: The Wonder Herb That Can’t Count to High!


Oh, CBD, you calming cream,
You make my stress and worries seem,
Like clouds that float on a summer's day,
When life gets tough, you're here to play.


In tincture form or gummy bear,
You take my aches and throw them where?
To a land where pain can't roam,
You bring my couch a cozy home.


My neighbor claims to know it all,
He’s "high" on life, but drops the ball,
When I explain, with patient glee,
“I’m not getting stoned, just feeling free!”


For joint pain woes, you're quite a champ,
While keeping me from feeling damp,
You’ve got the chill that can’t be beat,
Just don’t forget to stay off the street!


So here’s to you, dear CBD,
With you, all's right, let’s dance and flee,
From worry’s grip and life's full fray,
I’ll raise my glass, hip-hip-hooray!


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