Caution is key, said Dad with a wink,
“Let’s stroll through the aisles, it’s not what you think!”
“Education is vital, we’ll learn how to choose,
Nuggets of wisdom, not just for the blues.”
“Begin with a strain that’s mild and not stiff,
Inhale all the knowledge, enjoy the whiff!”
“Shopping for ganja is more than a spree,
We’ll check out the labels, just you and me!”
“Remember, my child, it's all about class,
Each bud has its story, both sativa and grass.”
“With edibles near, pay attention, my dear,
No gummy bears unless you’re ready to cheer!”
“Here’s the funny part, you’ll love this a bunch,
I’ll ask for a stash, you just watch the hunch!”
“Off to the register, the moment is nigh,
My wallet is ready, let’s give it a try!
Let’s giggle and grin, just a day out for fun,
This cannabis lesson? Oh boy, we’ve just begun!”
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