In the land of stress where worries abound,
There lies a remedy that’s quite profound.
A little oil, oh so sly,
Makes you calm, and here’s why:
It helps with pain, it eases the strife,
Turns grumpy old folks into happy new life.
“Did you just see that?” they’ll say with delight,
“Was it the CBD or just the moonlight?”
With anxiety tackled, you're ready to chat,
No longer a hermit, just look at you, stat!
Conversations flow, like a sweet bubbling brook,
You might even dance, let’s take a good look!
And when it comes to sleep, oh, what a treat!
Forget counting sheep, just find your own beat.
Lay on your pillow, close your little eyes,
Drift off to dreamland, where the best pizza pies!
But don’t you forget, in the midst of the fun,
CBD won’t get you high, so you’re safe, hon!
No munchies to fight, no couch glued to your rear,
Just a chillaxed soul with no worries or fear.
So grab that brown bottle, go on, take a swig,
Embrace all the glory of this non-psychotropic gig.
Cheers to the heals and the laughs that ensue,
CBD: the chill pill, now doesn’t that sound cool?
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