At the zoo, there’s a keeper named Clyde,
With a habit of toking each morning bright,
He thinks every animal is full of pride.
He debates with the parrots on what to confide,
While feeding the lions, he’s lost in delight,
At the zoo, there’s a keeper named Clyde.
In the monkey cage, he’s a world-class guide,
“Look! They’re all dancing! It’s quite the sight!”
He thinks every animal is full of pride.
He gives the giraffe a gentle ride,
On a skateboard he found in the moonlit night,
At the zoo, there’s a keeper named Clyde.
The hippos request he not slip and slide,
As he juggles bananas with dazzling height,
He thinks every animal is full of pride.
When his boss sees this, she’s filled with chagrin,
But Clyde just grins, “They love me, alright!”
At the zoo, there’s a keeper named Clyde,
He thinks every animal is full of pride.
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