In a bar where the booze flows like a river,
Stood a bartender with a smile that could quiver.
With a puff and a pass, he soared to the sky,
Unaware of the chaos that would soon pass him by.
He mixed up the drinks with a flick of his wrist,
But when it came to the orders, oh boy, something was amiss!
“Two gin and tonics, a whiskey, all neat!”
He served them with lime, then slipped on his seat!
“Do you have a cocktail called 'Bong Water Surprise?'”
He asked a confused patron with wide-open eyes.
“Sir, that’s not real!” the patron exclaimed,
But our high bartender laughed, “Well, it should be named!”
As the night wore on, things got a bit wild,
He put a drink on the floor—said it was "Gatorade mild!"
Then a customer shouted, “I ordered a beer!”
He poured him a soda, “Honey, don’t fear!”
He thought he was witty, a drink-slinging star,
But he mixed up the whiskey with pickle juice jar.
With each clink of the glasses and giggles that flew,
The bar turned into circus—most ridiculous brew!
But at the end of the night, with tips piled so high,
He pondered, “Was it me? Or the weed in my pie?”
With a wink and a grin, he closed down the place,
Leaving laughter behind, a big smile on his face.
Hazy Humor is licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0
