The Tipsy Mixologist

Beneath the bar's soft, glowing lights,
Amidst the shakers and drinks in sight,
Reaching for gin, he grabs the vermouth,
Turns to a customer, “What’s your truth?”
Dazed yet cheerful, he pours with flair,
“Just one more splash—oops, that’s everywhere!”
Eager to laugh, he winks at a fool,
“Today’s special? Just follow my drool!”
Riding the buzz, he muddles some limes,
“Wait, when did we start serving pickles with rhymes?”
Now, as he serves with a giggle and grin,
Every cocktail’s what dreams should have been!

Feeling quite righteous, he claims, “I’m inspired!”
One shot for me, and cheers! And for you, desired?
“Oops, did I mention the drink is free too?”
Sipping his own, he’s lost in a brew!
Tonight’s going swimmingly, what could go wrong?
But wait—what’s that? Is it 2? Not so long!
“Oh, to my brothers!” he finally yells out,
“I meant drink ‘til 2, not stay ‘til we shout!”

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