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The Code of the Stoned Engineer

In a room filled with snacks and a faint haze of cheer,
An engineer pondered, “What’s with the gear?”
His laptop awaited, the cursor a-blink,
As he took a long puff and began to think.

“Oh variables, functions, my dear old friend,
You should really just flow; this code has no end!
With a bowl in my hand and a vision so bright,
I’ll loop through the night, till the morning light!”

His fingers danced wildly on the keys with finesse,
Crafting algorithms, oh what a mess!
“If I call this a function, then maybe, just maybe,
My code will compile, or it’ll just drive me crazy.”

“Array my friends, let’s gather around,”
He chuckled to himself, feeling quite profound.
“Why not just string all my thoughts like a song?
Errors be damned! I can’t be that wrong!”

Then came the panic, a moment of dread,
As he realized something — his code had misread!
“With a blip and a bloop, my thoughts took a dive,
Is that a bug, or just my mind come alive?”

So he laughed in the chaos, embracing the plight,
“Debugging is hard, but I’m doing alright!”
With laughter and munchies, the night wore thin,
The stoned engineer, an unlikely win!

In the morning he awoke, with a shock and a yawn,
The code was a masterpiece, what had he drawn?
With THC swirling, his brilliance unveiled,
A stoned engineer’s triumph, a tale to be hailed!

Hazy Humor is licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0