In a dojo where the senses are all quite relaxed,
Competitors gather, their minds slightly taxed.
They stretch and they giggle, with munchies in hand,
In this zany tournament, things won't go as planned.
First up, we have Larry, with his green belt so bright,
He’s trying to focus, but can’t see past the light.
His opponent, sweet Jenny, in a haze of delight,
Just wants to know where the sandwiches might.
They bow with great honor, but wait, what’s the score?
“Did anyone bring noon snacks?” Larry calls from the floor.
The sensei, bewildered, holds back a laugh,
As they roll through their moves, in slow-motion half.
Now it’s time for a roundhouse, or was it a "be sure"
Jenny spins in a circle, her kick hits the door.
“Oops!” she exclaims, “Was that part of the plan?”
As the referee chuckles, like a true stoner fan.
As they duel and they tumble, they both start to sway,
Instead of fierce fighting, they break into play.
A round of “who’s got the best ninja moves?”
Turns into a dance-off, with wobbly grooves!
The crowd cheers them on, with snack bags in hand,
As they bust out the worm, it’s the best in the land.
The judges are laughing, they don’t know who’s who,
“Let’s just declare everyone winners, woohoo!”
So, amid all the chaos, the love and the bliss,
This karate tournament ended with an unexpected twist.
They left with more friends, and a craving so strong,
For pizzas and cookies, the real prize all along!
Hazy Humor is licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0
