Fumbling through the rulebook, we laugh 'til we cry,
Rolling some dice, as the monsters fly by.
Raging barbarian’s just trying to eat,
In this strange quest, everything’s sweet.
Endless snacks piled high on the table so wide,
Next to a dragon that’s about to collide!
Dazed and confused, our wizard casts “Munch,”
Saying “Wait, is this spell just a bowl with some lunch?”
Silly impulses lead us down fantasy lanes,
Together we conquer, despite our new gains.
"What's my character’s name?” a friend solemnly asked,
“No clue, but your hair looks like it’s well-masked!”
“Is there a potion for me to stop laughing so hard?”
“Just roll again, man—it’s all in the card!”
At the end of the night, our quest in disarray,
We learned that good friends are the truest of play.
So, on this high journey, with laughter and cheer,
We’ll roll for adventure, and share another beer.
Hazy Humor is licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0
