There once was a man in a veil and a suit,
Who wandered to hives feeling quite astute.
But little did he know, with a grin and a high,
His bees were more active, oh me, oh my!
He strolled through the flowers, his thoughts all a-float,
While the bees formed a buzz that could rival a boat.
“Hey guys!” he slurred, as he waved at the swarm,
“Isn’t this pollen just the norm?”
He tried to collect honey, but dropped his fine jar,
It shattered like glass, oh, how bizarre!
“What’s the deal with these bees?” he exclaimed with a laugh,
“Are they dancing for me, or just showing their craft?”
The bees buzzed around him, in patterns they spun,
As he giggled and tried to join in on the fun.
“Let’s start a band, we’ll call ourselves ‘The Queen!’
With a hit single called, ‘Buzz Lightyear Goes Green!’”
But soon came the moment of utter dismay,
When he lost track of time, and he’d turned the wrong way.
His neighbors were peeking, some shook their heads tight,
As they watched the bee man in his high-flying flight.
So remember the tale of the beekeeper bold,
Sometimes flying too high leads to stories retold.
With a laugh and a smile, and some honey so sweet,
No one can resist a buzzed beekeeper’s beat!
Hazy Humor is licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0
