There once was a dad quite bold,
Who thought that some pot would be gold.
He took his kid there,
With a laugh and a stare,
"Just ask for the weed, it’s all sold!"
The budtender smiled at the sight,
As the child pondered what felt right.
“I'll take two gummy bears,
A pencil that flares,
And some flowers to make my day bright!”
Hazy Humor is licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0
