In the corner of my yard so bright and grand,
I planted seeds, a hopeful little dream,
But growing ganja wasn’t quite as planned.
With eager hands, I tended to the land,
Watered too much, oh how my plants did scream!
In the corner of my yard so bright and grand.
My neighbor joked, "You’ll need a better stand,"
As weeds ran wild, my garden lost its gleam.
But growing ganja wasn’t quite as planned.
In the heatwave, I thought, "They’ll understand,"
But sunburnt leaves made them look like a meme.
In the corner of my yard so bright and grand.
Now pests have come, my hopes a tainted band,
I offered them a deal, “Just take a stream!”
But growing ganja wasn’t quite as planned.
So let this tale of mishaps take its stand,
Though I may fail, I’ll laugh and still redeem,
In the corner of my yard so bright and grand,
But growing ganja wasn’t quite as planned.
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