In a town where the daisies were dancin’ in green,
A contest was held that was quite the scene.
With judges so stoned, and the crowd all aglow,
They gathered to witness the finest of show.
The music was bumpin’, the bass hit the floor,
As competitors gathered, they puffed just a score.
With giggles and snacks, they prepared to take flight,
But little did they know, they’d soon lose the light!
First up was old Benny, a master of sway,
He spun with abandon, then tripped on the way.
His moves were like jelly, all awkward and wide,
He winked at the ladies while flailing with pride.
Next came sweet Sally, with flowers in hair,
She twirled like a whirlwind, as if floating on air.
With one graceful leap, she launched into space,
But forgot her own landing, and fell on her face!
Last was young Timmy, with a grin and a grin,
He moonwalked for miles, with his chilled-out kin.
But midway he froze, struck an odd little pose,
Thinking hard 'bout tacos, forgot where to go!
Then came a rally of laughter and cheer,
As the contestants embraced every flaw, every fear.
They formed a new dance, dubbed the “Stoner Slide,”
As they shuffled and giggled, with art and with pride.
The judges, still giggling, finally declared,
“We can’t choose a winner, they all have been spared!
For tonight, every move was a fabulous fate,
Let’s celebrate all, with a large slice of cake!”
So they danced through the night, all blissfully high,
No winner declared, just some laughs to the sky.
And thus ended the tale of the wobbly waltz,
Where the real prize was joy, and a few funny faults!
Hazy Humor is licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0
