Oh wondrous CBD, in oils you glide,
A dropper full of calm, our stress you hide.
While THC may leave us feeling quite hazy,
You reign supreme, making life less crazy!
For anxious times or restless nights,
You’re the peaceful whisper, the gentle light.
A pop of your potion, and lo! We find,
The couch is our kingdom, our worries unwind!
With cats who plot to steal our snacks,
And in-laws ready for conversational attacks,
You, dear CBD, a friend so true,
In brownies or gummies, we’ll share with you!
Oh, mighty hemp extract, how you save
Our sanity amid the workday’s wave!
When life gets beety, and moods go south,
You’re the soothing balm that brings joy to our mouth!
So raise up your bottles, give tinkling cheers,
To the green miracle that calms our fears.
With giggles and grins, we proudly proclaim:
Let’s spread the CBD love and forget the shame!
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