In a world that zips like a caffeinated bee,
Comes a remedy known as CBD.
It's not a magic bean, nor a genie in snickers,
Just the balm for your woes, that won't leave you snickers!
Need to unwind after a long, frantic day?
With CBD oil, you’ll smoothly sway.
No more counting sheep, or tossing in bed,
Just a dropper of magic, and off goes your dread!
Got a dog that’s anxious? He’s a furry ball of nerves?
Give him CBD treats, and watch how he swerves!
He’ll go from a bark to a mellow, chill pup,
Life’s too short for barking, time to smoothen up!
With no high to chase, it’s all calm and cool,
A friend for the anxious; it’s a straight-up jewel.
Forget the hot tub and zen garden retreat,
Just pop some CBD, and who knows? You might meet!
Your neighbor's odd habits, they never end there,
But with CBD, you’ll just giggle and stare.
So laugh it off lightly, let the good vibes flow,
With a wink to your neighbor—who, who would’ve known?
So here's to CBD, the chill pill quite nifty,
It's great for your brow when life gets too shifty.
A dab here, a drop there, it’s the best way to be,
Just remember, my friends, don’t drink it like tea!
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