Wandering the aisles, “What’s all this fuss?”
Eagerly, the child thinks, “Do I really want to discuss?”
Every jar and package, colorful and bright,
"How do we choose, Mom? Is it a weed buffet tonight?"
“Do I need a card? Or is it just a game?”
“Fear not, dear child, it's not all the same!”
Watch those brands and scents, oh so grand,
“Let’s start with the gummies, they’re easy to understand.”
“Just a taste, my dear, it will wear off soon,”
“This one’s like candy, not a lunar maroon!”
And as the cashier bags up each treat,
The lesson's complete—now, let’s hit the street!
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