In the morning, I sip my brew, My heart races, like a caffeinated bunny, I need a fix, to slow me down, So I reach for the bottle, it’s not so funny, CBD, the chill pill for my fidgety chat, Balancing life, like a tightrope cat.
The barista serves my cup with a grin, “Extra boost today? You’re feeling sunny?” But little do they know, the chaos within, Lately, my thoughts are like a bunch of runny, Eggs on a Sunday, just slipping and sliding, CBD glues my mind, a calmer riding.
“Why not throw in some hemp?” I quip with delight, “Make my coffee a potion, slightly less punny.” They roll their eyes, it’s somewhat contrite, But trust me, my friend, it’s no joke, it’s honey, With every drop, I chill like the breeze, While caffeine kicks in, I’m at ease with the tease.
In meetings, I sit, my heart hammering loud, Thoughts racing fast like a squirrel in a hurry, “Stay calm!” I whisper, avoiding the crowd, Then sip the magic oil, no need for a flurry, I debate in my mind, what color's my tie? With CBD, I’m fly, like a bird in the sky.
Friends gather round, they’re stressed out and frazzled, “Try this,” I say, as they all look so funny, “Life’s too short for hearts that are razzled!” With CBD sips, they smile like it’s sunny, “Wait, is that magic?” they joke and they tease, But soon they agree, it’s the remedy, please!
So here’s to caffeine, a jittery friend, And CBD, my tranquil, awesome buddy, Together they dance, on a calming blend, In the comedy of life, they save us from muddy, Days filled with chaos and social mayhem, With a laugh, and some oil, we’ll never know "when!"
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