There once was a zookeeper named Clyde,
Who showed up for work with a ride.
He fed monkeys his lunch,
While they laughed in a bunch,
Claiming, "Bananas are for the high tide!"
With lions, he thought he could chat,
Said, "You look like my big fluffy cat!"
They stared with a glare,
As he danced without care,
Singing tunes to a real live acrobat!
Now his boss thinks he’s lost all his flair,
When he tried lifting weights with a bear.
But Clyde just grinned wide,
Said, "They're my best ride!"
And they all ended up in a hair-raising pair!
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