In a bar where the shots just gleam and glow,
There worked a bartender, toking on the low.
With bloodshot eyes and a smile so wide,
He’d mix up cocktails like it was a ride.
“One martini, shaken, not stirred!” he did say,
While juggling bottles in a rather odd way.
He slipped on some ice, like a graceful ballet,
And served up a drink that was greenish and gray.
“What’s in this?” asked Joe with a puzzled frown,
“Just a hint of gin and a splash of your crown!”
The customers chuckled as he spilled their beers,
“Dude, you’re the best, have you been here for years?”
So if you stop by and find things a mess,
Remember good vibes can lead to excess.
For a high-handed bartender, with joy in his heart,
Just serves up laughter—now that’s a true art!
Hazy Humor is licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0
