In a haze of smoke, the athletes compete,
With snacks in hand, they stagger and sway,
"Is that the finish line, or just a cool seat?"
Racers on grass, no need for defeat,
They giggle and chuckle, “Let’s play it this way,”
In a haze of smoke, the athletes compete.
Long jumpers soar, landing soft on their feet,
With a landing pad made of nachos, hooray!
"Is that the finish line, or just a cool seat?"
The weightlifters moan, “This bar's made of meat,”
As cheeseburgers fly in a fragrant ballet,
In a haze of smoke, the athletes compete.
Swimmers float by, not caring the heat,
In a pool of guacamole, they laugh and play,
"Is that the finish line, or just a cool seat?"
At last, they unite, all hungry and sweet,
As the medal’s awarded for Best Chortle Display,
In a haze of smoke, the athletes compete,
"Is that the finish line, or just a cool seat?"
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