In a ring of dreams where the wrestlers sway,
Grappling with munchies, they pummel and play.
With THC coursing through their veins in a daze,
The crowd roars with laughter as they tumble in haze.
One athlete named Billy, so blissed and so baked,
Thought he was a dragon, then mistakenly quaked.
He tried to fly high but just landed a flop,
With gummy bears scattered from each tiny drop.
There’s Gary, with nachos, a cheese-covered king,
Who wrestles with snack packs while munching on bling.
He pins down his rivals with a half-hearted choke,
Then pauses to giggle at a joke he just spoke.
As the bell sounds the end of this hazy grand bout,
The ref is confused—did he wave or just shout?
With each sweaty grapple, a puff and a cheer,
In this tournament of giggles, all winners are here!
Hazy Humor is licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0
