In a car filled with giggles, they cruised down the street,
A parent and child for a day quite unique.
“Today, my dear darling, we’ll learn something new,
About a green herb that makes dreams all come true!”
“What’s that in your pocket?” the child, with a perk,
“Just a little advice,” the wise parent smirked.
“Buying some green can be quite the affair,
So let’s buckle up tight, and take in the air!”
Into the shop with a monumental cheer,
The scent of the flower was ecstatic, oh dear!
“Now look at those jars, what a colorful sight,
Let’s pick out some goodies, and do it all right!”
“Excuse me!” cried child, with a face full of glee,
“Is this where I find all my gummy bear dreams?”
The budtender chuckled, “Oh yes, my young friend,
But don’t eat them all, or this trip may just end!”
“Weight and percentage, THC on the label,
Choose wisely,” said parent, “for this is no fable.
You could float to the moon or just lounge on the couch,
So pick something nice, unless you want ouch!”
With choices galore, the child was a pro,
“I’ll take one of those and a pack for my bro.”
The parent just laughed, “What a champion you’ve grown,
Shopping for weed, you’ve truly outshone!”
At the counter they stood with a smile full of pride,
“Here’s to life lessons,” the parent replied.
As they left with their stash, in the sun's golden glow,
“Next week, we’ll learn how to bake brownies, let’s go!”
Hazy Humor is licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0
