Tumbling and tripping, they spar with the air,
High on the herb, with the chill of a bear.
Cannabis-fueled moves, can you believe what you see?
Rolls and high kicks that defy gravity!
Everyone's laughing, it’s quite the display,
With each missed roundhouse, they giggle and sway.
Oh, the judges are baffled, they can hardly compete,
As competitors dance on their own two left feet.
“Is that a karate chop, or just fumbling for snacks?”
A roundhouse turned into a delightful few hacks.
Guess it's the munchies that keep them so spry,
While flamingo-style stances just make the crowd sigh!
Enjoying the moment, they’re swinging so slow,
Each punch a confetti, a spectacular show.
With every “Hi-YAH!” comes a puff of great glee,
This karate’s more zen than a tree in a breeze.
So hand over the belts, made of candy and cheer,
In this giggly dojo, the victor’s unclear!
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