Puffing clouds, they're giggling loud,
In a smoky haze, they’re feeling proud.
Eager eyes on that cherry delight,
Eating swiftly? Nah, they’ll take their sweet time tonight.
A crust so flaky, it’s hard to resist,
Doughnut holes? They’ve turned into a twist.
Only pie charts now, with numbers unclear,
Just how many slices? “Wait, what did they just cheer?”
Levitate some whipped cream, watch it soar,
Hilarity strikes as they ask for more.
"Is it a contest or a pie soirée?"
“Who cares, man? Just pass that blueberry away!”
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