There once was a zookeeper, high,
Who thought he'd just give it a try.
He fed lions with beans,
And danced with hyenas,
Then convinced a giraffe to fly.
But the monkeys all laughed at his state,
As he tried to negotiate fate.
With a parrot named Lou,
He said, "What's your view?"
And they planned a wild primate debate.
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