There once was a prof named McFly,
Who showed up to class baked and awry.
He taught physics with glee,
"Cool, man, don’t you see?—"
As students all pondered, "Oh my!"
With chalk in his hand, he would tote,
"Theories float like a boat—I just wrote!"
But the graphs were all blurred,
And no one averred,
If Einstein was stoned when he wrote.
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