In a contest for pies piled high,
Each stoner just couldn’t deny,
With munchies in tow,
They devoured the dough,
Then forgot, "What’s this pie, oh my?"
The crusts flew like frisbees around,
As laughter and giggles abound,
"Is this pumpkin or peach?
I’m too high for a speech!"
They feasted, all blissfully crowned.
When the judges arrived with their score,
They found crumbs on the floor and much more;
“Who entered this mess?”
“Just a stoner, I guess,”
While munching on pie, they adored!
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