
Two friends named Dave and Sally, oh so bright,
Decided one day to bask in the light.
With a spark and a puff, they began their spree,
Unaware of the hours that would soon flee.
“Let’s watch a movie!” said Sally with glee,
As they cracked open snacks, feeling carefree.
But the film was a blur, a psychedelic ride,
Plot twists and turns just took them for a glide.
“Did you catch that?” Dave asked, with a giddy grin,
“Was that a space whale or a talking mandolin?”
Sally shrugged, her eyes wide like saucers, you see,
“I’m just here for the popcorn and THC glee!”
Hours slipped by like clouds on parade,
They ventured through visions, in smoke they had wade.
A quick snack break turned into a feast,
As they danced with the flavors, they feasted like beasts.
“Oh look at the clock!” Dave suddenly cried,
“Was that the sun rising, or a burger I fried?”
With terror and laughter, they jumped on their feet,
“We’ve lost track of time! We're all out of beat!”
So here’s to the duo, timelessly baked,
In a world of shenanigans and laughter they raked.
Next time they ponder a puff 'neath the moon,
They’ll set an alarm, lest they lose track too soon!
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