In a kitchen where the giggles run amok,
A batch of brownies meets its fate with glee,
While bakers try their best, but’s too baked to tuck.
“Just add some sugar—wait, where’s the pot?”
One chef confuses tablespoons for tea,
In a kitchen where the giggles run amok.
Each pie a puzzle, each cake a bad luck,
They mix the sprinkles with a side of brie,
While bakers try their best, but’s too baked to tuck.
“This needs more chocolate!” they erupt and cluck,
As frosting flows like heavy, gooey sea,
In a kitchen where the giggles run amok.
One’s lost the oven, and one’s lost the clock,
The judges tap their feet, they don’t agree,
While bakers try their best, but’s too baked to tuck.
So who will win this stone-cold baking luck?
The winner claims a box of herbal tea,
In a kitchen where the giggles run amok,
Where bakers try their best, but’s too baked to tuck.
Hazy Humor is licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0
