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The Baked Battle: A THC Bake-off

Flour flying, as they all take their seats,
Ravenous munchies have them dancing on their feet.
In the kitchen, chaos reigns, goods scatter and mix,
Grinning like goofs, they peruse their baked tricks.

Hopes are high, much like their spirits and stocks,
Every dessert’s laced—caution? They just mock.
Rolling pins spin like their minds in the haze,
Spoons twirl like wands as they’re lost in a daze.

Add a dollop of laughter, a sprinkle of glee,
Take a whiff of that cake—a delightful decree!
“Is that frosting or just clouds?” one competitor sighs,
The oven may burn, but their laughter won’t die.

As the bell rings, they’ve made their last blends,
“Dude, is that chocolate? Or just dreams ‘round the bends?”
With a taste-test so sweet, and giggles on the side,
In this high-stakes contest, it’s the joy that won’t hide!

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