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Chronicles of the Couch: A Stoner's Tale

Two folks ignited by a herbal haze,
With munchies calling, they began to feast;
A pizza ordered—what a brilliant phase!
“We’ll just hit pause,” they said, “then we’ll be ceased.”

But time, like smoke, began to drift away,
As laughter bubbled like a soda’s fizz;
Each story told turned night into the day,
“You said it’s what, a minute?!” “No, it is!”

Conversations soon morphed into crazy loops,
“Remember last week?” one would ask, quite lost.
The other replied, with snacks among the troops,
“Last week? I thought we were but time’s embossed!”

The sun now rising, with a brilliant charm,
Two dazed and giggling, their world spun like yarn.
Next time, perhaps, they’ll keep a watchful arm,
But dear, who needs time when there’s so much to learn?

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