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The Great Ganja Bake-Off

Tantalizing treats, oh what a delight!
High chefs in a frenzy, their minds taking flight.
Crooked cakes rising, like dreams in the air,
Kooky cookies crumble, some vanish—where'd they fare?

Silly sprinkles scatter, in colors so bright,
A donut's a masterpiece, or is that a kite?
Some minty green brownies, with flavors so bold,
Pie crusts so flaky, they must’ve been rolled.

Laughter erupts as they taste-test the blend,
Do any of these concoctions make sense in the end?
Forgetting the oven and mixing up spices,
Cakes end up savory—not sweet—oh, how nice!

Judges, bewildered, just giggle and grin,
"This one’s a winner! Just don't ask us to pin!"
In this buzzed bake-off, where culinary dreams,
Lead to munchies, sweet laughter, and giggling schemes!

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