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High on Pie: A Cannibal Contest

In a field where the munchies reign supreme,
The contestants arrive, each lost in a dream.
With eyes glazed like dough, they plot their next scheme.

They gather 'round tables, a delectable team,
With pies piled high, oh, what a sweet theme!
In a field where the munchies reign supreme.

Whispers of crusts fill the air like a meme,
"Is this blueberry? It’s got quite the gleam!"
With eyes glazed like dough, they plot their next scheme.

One guy opens wide, lets out a loud scream,
“I’m tasting a flavor that’s more than a dream!”
In a field where the munchies reign supreme.

Another dives in, his focus a beam,
With pie plate in hand, he starts to redeem.
With eyes glazed like dough, they plot their next scheme.

As the crowd chews and laughs, they’re all on this team,
High on their sugar, united in cream.
In a field where the munchies reign supreme,
With eyes glazed like dough, they’ve chased down the dream.

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