Highs and Lows in Dungeons Deep

In smoky clouds our heroes gather ‘round,
With laughter loud, their munchies all abound.
A paladin, a wizard, bold and sly,
Yet all their plans drift lazily, oh my!

The dice are rolled, a natural twenty scored,
But wait—what’s that? A dragon’s roar they’ve snored,
In quests for gold they’ve lost the plot for sure,
For snacks of cheese dip led them to allure.

“I’ll cast a spell!” the sorcerer declares,
Then hiccups twice, and swoons into the chairs.
The rogue just grins, his stealth now out of reach,
“What’s stealth?” he giggles, “I’ll just try to breach!”

So onward they quest with giggles and with glee,
In worlds of fantasy, they’re truly free.
Yet when they face a foe, they lose their steam,
Two hours later, “What was our quest? Oh, dream!”

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