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The Highlympics: A Stoned Spectacle

In a place where the clouds are quite hazy,
Athletes competed, albeit a bit crazy.
With joints in their hands,
They forgot all their plans,
And their jumps turned to more of a daisy.

There was one who just couldn't quite run,
He tripped on his shoelace for fun.
He laughed and he spun,
“Who needs to stay done?
This is more like a marathon pun!”

Up in the air, the pole vaulter soared,
But he floated on up, feeling adored.
The crowd cheered, “Go, fly!”
But he drifted too high,
Now he’s teaching the clouds how to score.

The judges just couldn’t agree,
“Was he flying or just in a spree?”
With laughs and some munch,
They all had a bunch,
In the Highlympics, we cheer with glee!

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