**F**rolicking through dungeons, our heroes take flight,
**R**olling those dice, oh, what a delight!
**I**ncredibly lost, we forgot our own quest,
**E**veryone’s laughing, we’re feeling quite blessed.
**N**eeds a snack break? “Let’s raid the kitchen!”
**D**ragons are coming! Or was that just a pigeon?
**S**orcery’s brewing, or was it the stew?
**A** spell to summon snacks – we cast it on cue!
**N**ap time or battle? It’s hard to decide,
**D**ungeons are wild when you’re stoned on the ride.
**D**own in the caverns, we’re lost in a haze,
**R**emembering names – is that Hrothgar? Or Blaze?
**A**dventures turn sideways as we giggle and weave,
**G**reat tales of triumph, but we can’t quite believe.
**O**h wait, what’s the mission? Let’s check the last page,
**N**ever mind, let’s play! It’s all the same stage!
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